The Most Bizarre Jewelry Trends from History: From Toe Rings to Hairwork, You Won't Believe What People Wore!

Jewelry has always been a way to express oneself, but some trends from history make us wonder—what were they thinking? From toe rings worn by ancient Egyptians to Victorian-era hairwork jewelry, the past is full of eyebrow-raising accessories. While today we might stick to elegant diamond jewelry or timeless pearl necklaces, our ancestors had... different tastes. Let’s take a hilarious trip through time and explore the weirdest jewelry trends that somehow became a thing.

Some of these trends were practical (sort of), others were downright bizarre, and a few were just plain creepy. But one thing’s for sure—they make for great conversation starters at parties. So, if you’ve ever thought your hoop earrings were a bold choice, wait until you see what people used to wear!

1. Mourning Jewelry: When Accessories Got Macabre

Victorians took grief to a whole new level with mourning jewelry. Instead of subtle black attire, they wore lockets containing the hair of deceased loved ones—sometimes even their teeth. Yes, you read that right. Hair was woven into intricate designs and set behind glass, while teeth were mounted in rings and brooches. If you thought charm bracelets were personal, imagine wearing Grandma’s molar around your wrist.

This trend wasn’t just about remembrance—it was a status symbol. The more elaborate the hairwork, the more devoted (and wealthy) you appeared. Thankfully, today we stick to lab-grown diamonds and initial rings to honor loved ones. Less creepy, just as meaningful.

2. Choker Necklaces… But Make It Medieval

Before choker necklaces became a staple of 90s fashion, they were a literal pain in the neck. In the Middle Ages, some European women wore tight metal bands called "gorgets" to show off their delicate throats—and, oddly enough, their loyalty to the king. These weren’t the dainty collar necklaces we know today; they were more like wearable torture devices.

The trend resurfaced in the 18th century with ribbon chokers, but the Victorians, being Victorians, added a morbid twist: some featured miniature portraits of dead relatives. If you prefer your neckwear less… suffocating, check out our station necklaces instead.

3. Live Insect Jewelry: Because Why Not?

In the 19th century, Mexican artisans took accessorizing to the next level by creating live insect jewelry. Beetles and other bugs were decorated with tiny gemstones, attached to chains, and worn as brooches. The insects were alive, meaning they could crawl around—adding a literal "buzz" to your outfit.

While we appreciate creativity, we’ll stick to butterfly-themed jewelry that doesn’t move on its own. If you’re feeling adventurous, though, our bee jewelry collection is a great (and non-living) alternative.

4. Ear Spools: The Ancient Version of Gauges

Long before modern earrings, the Mayans and Aztecs wore ear spools—large, circular plugs made of jade, gold, or obsidian. These weren’t subtle; some were as wide as a soda can. Talk about making a statement! While today’s stud earrings are understated, these ancient accessories were all about boldness.

If you love the look of statement earrings but don’t want to stretch your lobes, our drop earrings offer a glamorous (and less extreme) alternative.

5. Poison Rings: For the Fashionable Assassin

Popular in the Renaissance, poison rings had hidden compartments to store… well, poison. Whether for self-defense, political intrigue, or just a dramatic exit, these rings were the ultimate accessory for the dangerously stylish. Today, we prefer our cocktail rings to hold cocktails, not toxins.

For a safer (but just as intriguing) option, check out our toi et moi rings, which symbolize love—not betrayal.

6. Mustache Jewelry: A Hairy Situation

In the 19th century, mustaches were so revered that men wore mustache jewelry—tiny gold or silver accessories to keep their facial hair perfectly styled. These included mustache spoons (for sipping without messing up the ‘stache) and even mustache combs worn as pendants. While we don’t carry mustache bling, our men’s jewelry collection has plenty of sophisticated options.

7. Toe Rings: Not Just for Hippies

Ancient Egyptians loved toe rings, often wearing them as symbols of wealth or marital status. Fast-forward to the 1960s, and they became a bohemian staple. Today, they’re more of a fun summer accessory. If you’re into foot decor, pair them with our anklets for a laid-back vibe.

The Takeaway: Jewelry Should Be Fun (Not Frightening)

While we might laugh at these bizarre trends, they remind us that jewelry is about self-expression—no matter how outlandish. At Robinson’s Jewelers, we celebrate creativity with stunning pieces that won’t make your friends question your sanity. From engagement rings to tennis bracelets, we’ve got the perfect balance of elegance and personality.

So, the next time you’re tempted to try a quirky trend, remember: a serpent ring is edgy enough without being alive.